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Justin Randall Timberlake! 

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.
"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."

crandalled 

To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.
I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!
crandalled by Ben Waffler October 7, 2006

Crandalled 

Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.

Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.
"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."
Crandalled by HSecurity July 24, 2009

the randall 

The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.
My hands were dirty but I was horny, so I used the randall move.
the randall by Smokey255 May 29, 2018
The best boyfriend in the world. A Randall is very energetic and random but also has a calm and collective side. Falls in loves easily and is very fun to be around. Extremely handsome and strong.
Girl 1: Who's her new boyfriend?
Girl 2: It's Randall
Girl 1: Oh that would explain why he's so amazing
Randall by XenaRage June 9, 2011

Randallism 

(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.
The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.
Randallism by King Randall July 16, 2008