quasi-intelligencia-nervosa 

some-one who thinks that they are super intellectual and who actually goes around telling people (that they are just that) when in fact they are basically just insecure, neurotic and self-obsessed.

Man I know your sister went to Uni and everything but why's she have to be so "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

Is that what I'm going to become if I go to Sydney Uni......a "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

quasi-intelligencia-nervosa by Paleo Boy December 26, 2009

Quasi-porn 

Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").

How to know you quasi-porn:

1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.

2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.

3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.

4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.

5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.

6). There is no real or significant penetration.

Quasi-porn by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008

quasi-intelligent bullshit 

an explanation, excuse, or presentation created through the knowledge of quasi-related topics to give the impression of being knowledgeable on a specific subject. Common tactic of the bullshit artist and other intelligent lairs

I forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so I so I made some quasi-intelligent bullshit out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge I had.

quasi-intelligent bullshit by 0ld_W1seman December 2, 2015

quasi-koan 

An alternative, more humorous deviation from the traditional koan in the Eastern philosophical realm such as:

A quasi-koan almost invariably has a more comedic subtext.

Traditional koans are generally devoid of humorous subtexts.

i.e., "What is the sound of one-hand clapping?"

A quasi-koan has a similar, riddle-like essence but is less serious than its traditional predecessor.

i.e., "Is a person with MPD ever truly alone?

"If someone farts in a kitten's face, does the kitten know it is being disrespected?"

Hey! That's a quasi-koan!

quasi-koan by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

quasi-nude 

A quasi-nude is a sort of nude. It's not all nude and it's not all hidden.

Dude Jenna sent some quasi-nudes to me.

Really? I guess that's better than receiving nothing.

quasi-nude by Pattorikku November 24, 2015

quasi dates 

Half or Part dating someone.

An ex-girlfriend boyfriend, that you still hang out with, because there smokin hot.

quasi dates by Scrike83 September 10, 2005

quasi lover 

someone you semi like as a human and enjoy spending quasi time with.

i need some ass, let me call my quasi lover.

quasi lover by bcjk August 3, 2006