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Faulty, in some unspecified way.

From the PK Dick short story Autofac, where the word 'pizzled' is used to confuse a robot who keeps delivering unwanted milk. Since there is nothing wrong with the milk, the robot will not stop delivering it, even though the humans don't want it. But when the humans say that it is 'pizzled', the robot is forced to fill in a compaint form which ultimately results in the downfall of the robot factory system.
"This milk is pizzled"
pizzled by Richard Graham October 3, 2006
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Puzzle Up! 

Typed or yelled after hearing a problem. Addressed to all in on the discussion, asking what they think. Texted PUP!
Jerry: My computations for entropy aren't converging!
Roger: Puzzle up!
Puzzle Up! by jcarpen April 3, 2011

Puzzle Juice 

Alcohol you drink when you’re doing a puzzle.
“I’ll be back in a minute I’m just gonna go get some puzzle juice
Puzzle Juice by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

Puzzle Master 

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.
Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.
Puzzle Master by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021
Noun describing a peron whose actions are regarded as confusing to others or alternatively someone who finds the actions of others confusing.
Lyle just ate a bar of soap. That dude is a puzzler.

Or

I don't understand what your saying, I am such a puzzler.
Puzzler by TheHefZA November 16, 2011

William Puzzle 

William Puzzle is the name of a moment that shares a resemblance to the Pedophile and Weeb William Puzzle. It is only used on extreme occasions because he is the evilest human ever to walk the earth.
That is a William Puzzle moment, how he just killed 45 children!
William Puzzle by Mr Yeast May 25, 2022

monkey puzzle 

Also known as a black transvestite - one that is very feminine and suited to the transvestual environment wearing a lot of, but not excessive make-up. Can be very confusing to a Briggsy when plied with alcohol. This term can also be applied when observing a wealthy black individual who has made his wealth legally.
I fancy those two dancing over there, they're quite fit. Don't you realise they're trannies? Oh, right, I am quite drunk I guess. Don't use drink as your excuse mate, you're a tranny chaser and don't deny it. You're the victim of a monkey puzzle.
monkey puzzle by The Lady in the Lake September 12, 2008