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pubic hair collecting 

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch
pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from
pubic hair collecting by viking48 February 28, 2009
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pubic harp 

1. When a pube gets caught beneath one's foreskin. This can be very uncomfortable and even painful should the penis become erect, thus pulling at the hair. Then the pube stretches out, forming a little tight string like a harp.

2. A harp with strings made out of extremely long pubic hairs.
1. "Holy shit, this pubic harp hurts like a bitch."

2. "Dude, have you heard Ronny play that new pubic harp he bought? It's disgusting as hell, but beautiful."
pubic harp by duballub May 23, 2009

pubic spice 

when you fail to shower in days and you scratch your nuts, sniff your fingers, that god awful horrid smell; THAT is pubic spice
jesus! my fingers! they smell like pubic spice

pubic salad 

When a person goes down on a woman (oral sex) and she has unshaven genitalia. (hairy vagina munch)
Dode! I just had a my first pubic salad.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.
pubic salad by museo gam January 27, 2011

Pubic Scare 

When you about to have sex and the partner takes of his/her pants and there are so many pubes that you either get turned off or go into shock.
John: I was at the bar last night and I got this girl to come home with me but when I took off her pants I felt like Tarzan about to enter the jungle, the bitch gave me a huge pubic scare!
Jim: Damn, did you go into shock?
John:Nah, I went out, bought a machete, came back and made my way into the jungle!
Jim: Really?
John: Hell no, even Indiana Jones wouldn't enter that temple! I passed the fuck out!
Jim:Pussy
John: STFU

Pubic Floss 

When someone has no other option or is forced to floss his or her teeth with their pubes. You must get in between at least 4 different teeth for it to be considered a pubic floss. It is also acceptable to floss with someone elses pubes. If the person has pubic lice and it gets on their teeth it is called Tooth fariculous fibrosis.
When my regular floss ran out my only other option was to pubic floss.
Pubic Floss by patriots3093 March 26, 2009

pubic hair 

Justin Bieber tried to show me his pubic hair, but his pubes were as smooth as a baby's ass!