pretend to be two other guys 

Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.

Hold tight a sec fellas, I gotta pretend to be two other guys.

pretend to be two other guys by Mejon August 6, 2010

Pretend Whore 

A girl that is extremely unattractive and repulsive who no guys seem to like or want to "get with", and makes up stories that involve herself and others doing sexual things to make it seem like she's wanted when obvioulsy she isn't; not a real whore.

Dude, did you hear about that Pretend Whore that goes to Cambria Heights, the one with the lamb for a best friend?

Pretend Whore by a real whore January 7, 2011

Pretend Bad assery 

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.

Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!

Pretend Bad assery by erincleveland October 25, 2009

pretend boo 

a boo that has not yet/will never fulfill all the requirements of being a real boo. An understanding that two people are not friends, but not exactly "boo-thangs" either.

He was my pretend boo until he started talking to a girl that he knew that i knew.

My ex-pretend boo can listen to Best Thing I Never Had by Beyonce and think of me.

pretend boo by thebestthingyouneverhad November 15, 2011

pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.

Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday

pretend friday by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019

Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

Pretend-a-friend by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009

Pretend as though 

Endeavor to behave as though. Variation of act like.

Ben: George is gonna score Molly.

Richard: Pretend as though

Pretend as though by aman13isbetterthanu April 13, 2010