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When someone is so shit at pro clubs that he becomes a potter
Potter: Oh my god! How did he miss that?! He's such a potter!
Potter by hyohyohyohyohyo October 25, 2023

Potter's disease 

To plant your seed in someone elses garden.

To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.

Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.

The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?

Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.

Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.

Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
Potter's disease by jbadroad January 3, 2013

Potter Noob 

(Noun)
Someone who is greatly inexperienced with the knowledge of Harry Potter.
One overwhelmed by the great number of information that Potterheads know.
One who has little knowledge of the general plot.
One too lazy to read such a "large book".
One who watched a few Harry Potter movies, but still doesn't understand it.
One who may confuse character names, books, movies, etc.
One who doesn't understand the wonderful, amazing world of Harry Potter.
One who does not know or understand what Pottermore is.

Antonym: Potterhead, Potterholic
Person 1: I read Chapter 13 of the Chamber of Secrets and it was amazing! Don't you love the part how Harry learned about Hagrid's past?
Person 2: Is the Chamber of Secrets the one where the guy without the nose killed Harry? What's a Hagrid?
Person 1: You're such a Potter Noob.
Potter Noob by UnicornErised43 September 18, 2011

Potter Poser 

One who pretends to be the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world, when in all reality they have only seen the movies and have not read the books.
Person 1: AHH!! Harry Potter!! I love Harry Potter!! YAY YAY YAY!! NEW MOVIE!!!
Person 2: Shut up. You don't even know what a Horcrux is.
Person 1: Who cares! I love me my HP!
Person 2: Ya stupid Potter Poser
Potter Poser by thekidwiththescar January 1, 2011

Potter Head 

Some one who is obsessed with Harry Potter and the magical world he lives in. Know excessive amounts of information about Harry Potter books and movies.
Did you hear, Allie's such a Potter head she got her name in the paper when Goblet of Fire came out.
Potter Head by Liesy November 20, 2005

potter puppet pals 

hilariouse flash player movie making fun of harry potter. go watch it if you are a fan of the books/movies!

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals.html

and number two...

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals2.html