boop snoot doot poot 

(vb): The act of booping the snoot of your favorite animal and it so awesome and then you do the poot right in your pantalones because you just can't

Mark: Yo why you change your pantalones
Me: Cuz I did a boop snoot doot poot on a good boi today
Mark: Wtf does boop snoot doot poot mean

boop snoot doot poot by Sir Baguette von Ballsack December 19, 2018

snooty poot

a person that feels they are too good to hang around others at the mobile park

Debra is a snooty poot cuz she thinks her 2 story double wide is nicer than my single wide

snooty poot by MajrPayneNurAss May 4, 2016

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

Gay Poots by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

The Pootsa

N. Literally means "The Stink" in Italian. A Pootsa is a comical, most often harmless mishap/misfortune, extremely hilarious in nature from an outsider's perspective. To be Pootsad is a fate commonly suffered by Grace in almost all outing instances

Getting rorted in Thailand by the same taxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa

The Pootsa by The Maggots March 19, 2010

pootscootboogie 

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

pootscootboogie by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

Imogen Poots 

Drop dead sexy British actress best known for playing Tammy, in 28 Weeks Later.

You know Rule #2? Well it also applies to Imogen Poots, because I would totaly double tap that sweet, sweet British ass.

Imogen Poots by AssCunts December 27, 2009

pootstania 

Adjective:
1.Reffering to a bowl of marijuana that has been smoked.
2.A cashed bowl of marijuana

"Dude dont hit that bowl, Its pootstania."
"If that bowls pootstania, load another."

pootstania by Hosie O'donnell May 15, 2006