Vancouver's fourth pillar problem 

An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.

Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"

Vancouver's fourth pillar problem by christianc February 17, 2010

pillarbox 

Black bars on the side of a 4x3 image on a 16x9 television. Similar to letterbox.

I hate watching old TV on my Hi-Def. Columbo needs a pillarbox. Sucks.

pillarbox by ChuckChaser69 July 26, 2010

pillarphobia 

An irrational fear of pillars.

Matt: "Why won't Tom go outside and just keeps rotting away in his apartment, alone and completely isolated from the rest of the world by his own decreased mind?"
Andrea: "Oh, he has pillarphobia"

Matt: "Huh. Okay"

pillarphobia by InMusic Sam February 7, 2021

sleeve pillar 

another name for foreskin.

an extra portion of skin located at the tip of the uncircumcized penis; increases intercourse tenfold

"Dude! You have a sleeve pillar?"
"Yeah"
"Let's dock!"

sleeve pillar by saporyte January 7, 2012

Keller pillar 

A fat catarpillar from Coaster Rica

Dude I just got a Keller pillar from coaster rica

Keller pillar by Herberder June 16, 2015

Fat-a-pillar 

-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.

Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.

The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.

Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.

Fat-a-pillar by f'd January 2, 2011

Pillar of Autumn

An aging UNSC vessel, and one of the smallest in the UNSC fleet. This ship, along with crew, Captain Keyes, and the Master Chief, crash landed on Halo. At the end of Halo, the starships fusion reactors go supernove, sterilizing the land, and creating a HUGE crater in Halo. Un able to with stand the forces exerted on the new weakpoint, halo breaks apart.

Marine-"THE AUTUMN, SHES BEEN HIT!"

Pillar of Autumn by Mustache Man May 13, 2005