Penial Syndrome 

When someone becomes unable to read cursive; to act gay to a black person

Example 1:
A: Damn B, I can't read your cursive.
B: Well A, it might be Penial Syndrome.

Example 2:
N: Damn, this chicken tastes good G!
G: Let me suck your dick N
N: Wtf, did something give you Penial Syndrome? Faggot.

Penial Syndrome by Nigger The Sex Maniac June 22, 2019

Penial Resh 

When an unlucky man decides to sit down on his dick and manages to get a ball of ass fudge stuck in his urethra... This is said to be more painful then to shoot 50 kidney stones out at once.

Jabari: Yo mah NIGGUH! Ya gotta help a brothah out, I think I got sum SHIT in my D piece.

Derisha: Thats fuckee....

Shawnniqua: Look like mah main nig got a bad case of the penial resh.

Penial Resh by Shantell Deniquk Willy-hams January 1, 2012

penial penetration 

When someone puts their finger in the tip of a guys dick

I got some great penial penetration last night.

penial penetration by Trifusion December 27, 2016

penial unit 

A penial unit is the more appropriate word for penis or cock, or dick, or Chode, or Benis

Every man has a Penial Unit

penial unit by Jimmy Jones and the Ass Crew August 6, 2017

penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.

Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.

penial blasting by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

Penial Rection 

When the skull of a panda is completely terminated by Matrix Jesus.

Wood chips

Zookeeper 1: “Yo, that was a big fat penial rection”
Zookeeper 2: “yes it was bob, yes it was.”

Penial Rection by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020

Penial Errecter

Penial errecter are people that make other people which the X and Y chromosome HARD.

I am the penial errecter as I see that your penis is now errected

Penial Errecter by penialerrecter June 13, 2025