Penis patcher 

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

Penis patcher by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

Diesel Patches

some random dude

Reatrd: "Hello Diesel Patches, do you want to do scooby-doo furry porn rp with me?"
Diesel patched: "No"

Diesel Patches by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

parched

To be very very thirsty

1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched

parched by Rodam July 28, 2008

pathedass  

when someone is so pathetic that it hurts;
or a mixture of the phase "you are a pathetic asshole."

RYRY: "i'm ryan. i'm drunk. & i dont give a shit!"
RYRY falls down on face after symultaniously doinga combo of both the air guitar & air keyboard.
OSKER: "wow... pathedass !"

pathedass by lifeonthemurderscene January 2, 2009

Patchett's laugh 

The worlds best laugh usually following some form of rude comment or joke. Can be heard across great distances, known to keep camp sites awake and generally causes outbursts from others.

This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.

Patchett's laugh usually follows a comment like this: "you said bent over!" HAHAHAHAHA

Patchett's laugh by Buzz monkeyface lightyear January 12, 2011

patchen 

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.

Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.

patchen by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017

High Pitched Voice 

Jayla. A person with a high pitched voice is called a Jayla

Person 1: Do you see that girl she has such a high pitched voice

Person 2: Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s a Jayla

High Pitched Voice by I’m High November 27, 2021