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Inside the park home run

Having sexual relations in the bathroom of a bar. Called the inside the park home run because you're hooking up right there and then in the bar, whilst saving yourself the trouble of traveling to the others domicile.
"Damn! Did you hear Jerry hit an inside the park home run with that chick he just met over there on the dance floor?!"
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The Park 

Also meaning Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. Hundreds hang out, buy/smoke pot, drink and sleep there. All the inhabitants commonly just refer to it as 'the Park'
Hey Dude, I've got 3 40's so Ill meet you at our camp back in THE PARK.

t in the park 

a music festival in the uk. the best 2 days i've spent in a scottish field ever.
t in the park - 50 gigs rolled into 1
t in the park by chelsea dagger November 5, 2006

park my car in the parking park

This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK
You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car

Shakespeare In The Park 

1. Any number of independent acting troupes which put on interpretations of Shakespeare's plays in local parks during the Spring, Summer, and early Autumn months. Often a great place for a date or to catch some local culture.

2. A large group of incredibly incompetent, self-absorbed people that have no consideration of others. Generally with inflated egos and the Peter Principle is at work, believing they are master of their craft when really, they are babytown frolics and cannot go out reliably without soiling themselves.
My wife and I met at a Shakespeare In The Park event.

Management is a prime example of Shakespeare In The Park, they have no idea what is going on and I am pretty sure the CEO shat himself in the last board meeting.

National shrooms in the park day 

Any day is National shooms in the park day if you take shrooms in a park
Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro

Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day

Tom: alright dude let's go

Sex in The Trailer Park 

An alcoholic beverage, very similar to a sex on the beach but it is made with a tall can of Pabst Blue Ribbon with ketchup and crushed suboxone as a rim finish.

Commonly consumed in West Virgina, Southwest Virginia, and Eastern Kentucky
Bro i just butt chugged a whole “Sex in The Trailer Park!”