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Dirty Palpatine 

When you give your girlfriend an electric shock the same time you cum in her mouth. Wxecutionable with many different common household objects, just like a taser for delf defense, or a car battery.
1: Dude, I just had the best sex ever!
2: I know, I heard the screaming when you performed the Dirty Palpatine.

Palatine's Sweet Surprise 

An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!

palatine pounding

Go to a Walmart parking lot get a cart push the cart well running jump in and start giving back shots to a girl in the cart well it’s rolling across the lot (works best on a slight hill)
Yesterday Jake gave ally a palatine pounding

Palestined

When you punch someone and then get him in trouble when he punches you back.
"Tom got suspended for punching Billy after Billy punched him. He got Palestined."
Palestined by PankaPonk October 25, 2023

Palpatine 

Verb - When a person hoodwinks the general population into a worse social, political, or economic state through a political coup that would suggest improvement for them.

Generally used when a politician has enforced some sort of policy that is essentially evil in the eyes of all but the most deluded and out of touch member of the public
Jeremy Hunt pulled a Palpatine on the NHS when he lied about his permission to force new contracts upon junior doctors that would result in unfair pay between hospital staff and GP's, a reduced wage, and longer standardized working hours

George bush Palpatined the united states when he faked a terrorist attack on the twin towers to fuel his people into a conquest of the middle east
Palpatine by It's Yerself August 6, 2016

Palatine 

adj. having to do with poor people, places, or things;

SYN: ghettofabulous
Lock your doors in this town, this place is totally palatine.
Palatine by Wully October 12, 2005