The Oracle 

A cat named Buttercup that resides in an Atlantic Canadian home.

The Oracle was angered by our behaviour.

The Oracle by Matt Hewey February 28, 2008

Ask the Oracle

Googling the net for definitive answers.

I didn't know if it was a bad idea to mix those meds, so I decided to ask the Oracle and she told me they were the primary ingredients of vomit and comas.

Ask the Oracle by Buffycee January 15, 2011

The Oracle 

60+ year old woman in swanley, Kent, England that spends most of her day swivelling on a £200 sofa in her living room drilling a hole with her arse everytime... She is the ALL knowing ALL seeing ORacle... just keep her away from the phone book at all costs! she will call anyone!

she's the oracle, she knows all! she knows your parents! BEWARE THE IRENE!

The Oracle by Anonymous-one-miwion December 28, 2008

Southern Oracle 

To titty fuck two women at the same time, preferably to completion.

Alanah and Sarah knelt in front of me, pressed their boobs together and before I knew it I was performing a Southern Oracle!

Southern Oracle by Bonesleaze June 10, 2012

War Oracle 

The name of the pacifist wise man (or woman) that can be found in every city.

"Did you see that creepy old lady?" "Ya man, she was totally the LA War Oracle!"

War Oracle by War Oracle March 3, 2009

The Oracle 

A person among a small group who talks out of their ass almost daily about sports related topics. Usually this person will spend countless hours posting meaninglessness stats, tweets, and slap-stick Brobible links. He will then make off the wall sports predictions lacking any substance. Usually, he is ignored and wrong most of the time. Even more annoying, when be does correctly predict something, he let's the group know in the most douche chilling way possible.

"I told yall, I was right again," said the Oracle, as the group cringed in unison.

The Oracle by Loonybird October 5, 2018

orale holmes 

A greeting, typically between Chicano Americans. Roughly equivalent to "wazzup?"/"whassup?"/"whutup?"

Orale holmes! Did ju get down with that girl last night?

orale holmes by trikytree August 6, 2015