Nooging 

The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.

Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.

Nooging by Trey Cole October 30, 2004

noobingpro 

a huge simp

wow he is a very big noobingpro

noobingpro by hulksmash5718 November 11, 2021

noobing it 

When an expert Halo player cracks from all the stress of terrible teammates and noob enemys. The general outcome when some one "noobs it" is that the said person pulls out a SPNKR, Missle Pod, Flamethrower, Fuel Rod Cannon and/or Plasma Grenades and racks up as much as 200 kills before reverting back to their normal docile selves. There has been one occasion where this happened and the said expert racked up 193 kills with 2 full plasma pistol batteries.

-Halo Expert-"Oh, man...those assholes last night. I just accidently went...insane and screwed up the match by noobing it!"
-Another Expert-"Again?"

noobing it by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH!!! April 19, 2008

nooking 

To read a book on a sleek, light e-reader device called a Nook and marketed by Barnes & Noble.

"Sorry, I can't talk to you now honey, I'm nooking the new Dan Brown book on my Nook and I just can't put it down!"

nooking by PRwiz101 October 24, 2009

noobing

1- major pwning in a videogame, in which you make your opponent(s) out to be a noob.

2- The action of incessantly calling someone a noob.

1- Yo brah, I was noobing so much last night when I was playin world of war craft.

2- George would not stop noobing me. It made me feel incredibly inferior.

noobing by KAnst October 20, 2009

face nooking 

the act of nooking your face in a face nook(a vagina). this is usually done in the performance of oral sex, also known as "eating out"

Wally: What was you up to last night, mi compadree.

Joe: face nooking cindyyyy, aw yeah.

Wally: Daaaamn, son.

Joe: Yeah, like chicken, baby, like chicken.

face nooking by difi October 17, 2008

norning 

1. a mixture in between times a little past midnight but before ppl usually wake up

2. Time when nobody is up because they have just fallen asleep and those who are up usually subject to strange behavior that they most likely wont remember the following day

3. If still up at this time will most likely result in something that one will forget the next day...

guy1: Dude i woke up to this totally ugly chik this morning

guy2: I told u not to go lookin for quickies in the norning

norning by jab112233 September 8, 2007