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Mike Myers 

i've actually seen 4 different guys:

1. the best one being the reknown Canadian actor who played wayne in Wayne's World, was on SNL and a bunch of other things, basically the funniest guy on the face of the earth

2. guy from Haloween who killed all the people, also known as Michael Myers

3. lefty "specialist" who played for the red sox in 2004-2005 and then defected to the yankees in 2006, as a yankee he recently gave up a huge go ahead 3 run homer to Big Papi David Ortiz (whose a lefty) to lose a game for the yankees

4. gay computer guy who was the star of all videos i had to watch in my computer training class in high school; this guy would give hard drive a blowjob if you asked him to, also likes to be called Michael Myers
1. mike myers is the funniest dude on the face of the earth

2. mike (michael) myers put on his jason mask and killed 652 people this weekend with a machete

3. mike myers is a shit pitcher

4. mike (michael) myers sucks computer pole
Mike Myers by andy40250 July 13, 2006

North Fort Myers High School 

North fort Myers High school where there's coke in the girls bathroom, Trans gay kids, teachers who don't teach, my nigga JJ the occasionally good football team, and school shooting threats
Person 1: Yo I heard there was coke in the girls bathroom at North Fort Myers High School
Person 2: Yeah but at least one of the trans gay kids aren't threating to shoot up the school this week.

Michael Myers 

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.
Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.
Michael Myers by Kain October 16, 2004

Daddy Myers 

Shirtless Michael Myers (Daddy Myers) is an imaginary skin that the Dead by Daylight fanbase hopes comes to the game. He has big muscles too, ;).
Daddy Myers Fan 1: OMG, I really hope Daddy Myers comes to the game.
Depressed Guy: It'll never happen.

mike myers 

An extremely funny, Canadian (oh yeah!!) actor, who started out on SNL, and later went on to making hilarious movies, such as the "Austin Powers" series, the "Shrek" series (MY FAVOURITE!!!), "Axe Murderer", "The Cat In The Hat"...etc.
Let us all stare open-jawed at the wonders of Mike Myers!!!

=D
mike myers by nickchik April 28, 2006

Michael Myers 

Without a doubt the most kick ass horror movie figure. The scariest and most imtimidating, the most awesome horror character to ever be created. He wears a emotionless white mask and wears a boiler suit. He can be seen in the Halloween movies, 8 of them in total with a 9th of the way. Cursed with thorn, meaning he becomes invincable and is forced to kill his whole family. Wouldn't want to be cursed with that!
Michael Myers by Kiel Hodgson February 6, 2006