Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse

“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”

Mickey Mousing by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024

Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

Mossing 

1)To chill or hang out.
2)To express that you are simply doing nothing whether it be by yourself or with some friends.
3)Lounging around not having a care, or waiting for something to happen.

Brian: yo Graham, whats up man, what are you doing right now?
Graham: Nothing man, just mossing it at home.

Mossing by Gabbi3 August 16, 2006

mousting 

the act of jousting into someone's mouth with one's erect penis or a dildo

Betsy: "Janice, want to go mousting tonight?"
Janice: "Sure Betsy, let's go to the club and find some hunks to moust with"

mousting by MattBallea July 25, 2014

Musing 

1. To be perusing your mind -- as in searching for thoughts. Mind-perusing. Mirusing. Musing.

2. The act of listening to music by the band Muse.

Hey window-buddy, do you like this music I'm jamming out to right now? I'm totally musing it up.

Musing by woozzi March 19, 2012

Mossing 

Moss chills on trees, therefore mossing means chilling.

Bitch please im mossing...

Mossing by Jerm95 September 18, 2011

Moosing it up 

To be "Moosing" or to "Moosing it up" is to add Shaving foam to the genitals during masturbation.

Whitey I'll be Moosing it up to Lucy Pinder, Brb

Moosing it up by m0nks101 February 16, 2008