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the act of habitually bedshitting combined with periods of severe confusion. Usually in a video game.
I just couldn't stop morting in call of duty last night.
Morting by unevenzero October 7, 2013
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Putting so much effort into slacking off its almost not worth slacking off
Alex was moraning when he got the answers to the test so he could get a perfect 65%
moraning by Fag boi July 14, 2015

Maralinga 

When you or another party fart and the fruitiness lingers forever!!
Did you do a Maralinga”?
That’s still lingering today!!
Maralinga by JHCwannabe July 7, 2022

ifollow_mortalitykinnies 

wow, ifollow_mortalitykinnies is so hot
i know right?

mass myrtling 

a mass myrtle occurs while renting a house in myrtle beach. clear out the kitchen area, pack in a bunch of drunk people (clothing optional), blast 90s hiphop and spray Dawn dish detergent all over the tile floor. take the water from the sink to get everyone wet and soaped up, and during the mayhem the designated Mass Myrtler opens numerous containers of red Crystal Light powder and throws it on everyone. When everyone is slipping around, flopping on the ground covered in red and liquid soap, you have performed a successful mass myrtle. Bonus points if someone gets Jenn-Oed.
6'7 Kevin: "man last night there was a tragic mass myrtling of 12 that occurred in the kitchen"

PJ Luperson: "awesome, now how's about some a shot circle with Old Crow you myrtle boatin' sumbitch."

Mortalious 

Mortalious is the Geordie word for being very drunk, commonly heard as "being mortal".
I can`t remember what i did lastnight because i was blatantly mortalious.
Mortalious by Tinz100 October 26, 2011