Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

bitch mittens 

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

Poop mittens 

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

Poop mittens by KQF February 12, 2009

steak mittens 

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens

You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!

steak mittens by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008

fish mittens 

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

fish mittens by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

snake mittens 

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

snake mittens by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Facebook Mittens 

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.

I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.

Facebook Mittens by Ol' Trace Face December 11, 2010