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magical midgets 

the midgets that comprise the Joint Task Force. Their homeland is magical, their technique is unsurpassed. Where they roam, nobody knows. One can only assume they are not visible to the naked eye (unless they are rolling a joint, of course). They don't speak to humans and if they did, our hearts and brains would explode in utter happiness and excitement (it would be like taking all the weed and acid in the universe and takin it all in at once). Their only known purpose is to roll joints and occassionally a blunt. They are the ying to our yang, the good to our evil, the happiness to our sadness, and so on.
God I love those magical midgets. I wonder how I would feel if they said something to me.

Do not question the magical midgets existence!!! They don't roll to the unenlightened.

vaginal midgets 

Midgets which live in your vagina, and everytime you get your period, they wake up and begin to chop up your organs.
"I fucking hate having vaginal midgets,I just lost my liver last week!"

Midgetist 

A person who makes fun of or bully midgets for there own pleasure.
Did you see that midgetist getting himself off, while poking that midget in the face?
Midgetist by sublimemind June 4, 2012
Excuse me, but have you seen my midgets
midgets by guruette December 24, 2002

midgetity 

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.
Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

midgetits 

Small boobs, tits of midget proportions.
Dave: Dude, Jessica has a nice ass!
Jason: Id tap that!
Dave: She does have midgetits though...
Jason: Oh, that is a turnoff.
midgetits by Alsexy June 1, 2009