Mistee

Mistee is your basic british chav who owns the latest apple products, louis vitton etc. She requests a cup of tea on a daily basis. She is very posh. She likes to flex. She’s also very smart so remember to copy of her in exams. Your welcome.

Mistee: OMG guys I’m getting the iPhone 12 when it comes out. Im also getting more Gucci

Mistee by Georgiaaa.xixoxo August 10, 2020

mither 

literally a replacement for the word 'bother'

'He's a mithering twat'
'There was some mither in pub last night'
'Don't mither me, I'm busy'

mither by tedster November 12, 2003

fish mittens 

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

fish mittens by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

mitten finger by heatherwear December 12, 2009

Mikee Joke 

a joke that is lamer than a dad joke

Person 1: Let's play wii!
Person 2: There's no wii... only we......
Person 1: Nope, LOL. That's such a mikee joke omg.

Mikee Joke by princessmeowicka April 14, 2014

mites are on a chicken's ass. 

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

mites are on a chicken's ass. by Toker13 June 3, 2021

snake mittens 

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

snake mittens by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008