Mature Palate 

A taste too refined for the common folk. Commonly finds food "rather bland" or "quite dull." The possessor of a mature palate would rather not waste his precious time eating normal food, as his tastes require that he drop upwards of a half-benjamin for such delicacies as frog legs and wild boar. the owner of a mature palate may also enjoy other things such as online shopping at Pottery Barn, coloring, or eating cum.

I believe you are in a state of jealousy of my mature palate.

Mature Palate by SlootersDough May 11, 2010

Mature Miranda 

See Scary Mary.

Scary Mary, but mature. Does not wish bad things on humans anymore.

Is still very weird.

Person 1: Wow look at her!
Person 2: Yeah she has transformed into Mature Miranda!

Mature Miranda by regina george got hit by a bus October 16, 2020

mature mario 

How to explain Luigi from Super Mario Bros.

Person 1: "How would you describe Luigi?"
Person 2: "Mature Mario."

mature mario by therealpufferfish June 5, 2023

Mature Mateo 

Young Comedian With An Amazing Personality... Also Loves Blondes?

Mature Mateo The Gangster

Mature Mateo by Mature Mateo September 16, 2020

mature babe 

Common term used on porn sites. Supposedly site contains more mature women who still class as babes. Not true. Most of these women are revolting and can wilt ya cock at a thousand yards. Probably WERE porn stars once, but should gave quit and kept their clothes on twenty years ago.

Give 'em a miss, like. Unless yer a Benny Hill type that is.

Mature babe? Nah, ask yer guide dog mate. Fuckin auld mingers the lot of 'em.

mature babe by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

Mature like chedder cheese 

A phrase meaning 'even more mature than normal' .It can also be a way to discribe people who are really imature as in:YOUR ABOUT AS MATURE AS CHEDDER CHEESE!!

"Hi bob"

"Hi jim"

"your mature like chedder cheese"

"thanks "

Mature like chedder cheese by bobmcbobbill May 20, 2009

mature aged student

Someone who is awesome. Often subjected to ridicule by their younger counterparts. Their many years at the coal face in the real world has hardened their skins and they are largely immune to the immature jokes.

Student 1: You know that guy Richard, he's a mature aged student.
Student 2: Get the fuck out, he's awesome?!

mature aged student by richilbrium August 3, 2010