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Half Mast 

When your getting there, but are yet to really put up the tent and let everyone know what you are about
Yogi: Wow I can't believe you still haven't pitched a tent yet
Shamus: Well I've been at Half Mast for about an hour now, so it should be here anytime now

Cordon: Have you been stuffing your pants?
Bleu: Na I've just been sailing at half mast for about a few minutes now

Dave (to himself): Wow who knew that flying half mast in public would be so easy to get away with.
Lady (casually looking at dave): Wow that guy is at half mast, someone should really tell him to chill out
Half Mast by J Dog12 March 27, 2009
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Half Mast 

When the male penis has not yet achieved full erection ie: Full Mast

Usually due to moderate or unsuccessful arousal or drunkeness.

Sometimes called a "Semi"
"At Half Mast Warren walked past the girls, showing his gratitude for their beauty"

"After many beers Douglas was unable to get beyond Half Mast, Gemme was going to get a dud root tonight...if any!"
Half Mast by Ben L 64 November 10, 2008

Tyler Mast 

Gussy boy. Can be found worshipping Joe Burrow or swimming at the bar Mothers in the Federal Hill district of Baltimore Maryland. Plays Tennis and is best friends and partners in crime with Nick Haggar.
Tyler Mast got the good good.
Tyler Mast by ac54321 February 7, 2022

raising the mast 

Having an erection while in the pool; generally when swimming backstroke or floating on your back. This gives the image of a ship's mast going up.

You can also say that somebody "has their mast raised".
Bob- "Hey, see that guy raising the mast out in the pool?!"
Joe- "Oh, damn!"

Will- "Hey dude, go raise your mast. There are a bunch of chicks here who would love to see that."
Chuck- " No way man. You'll probably start taking pictures!"

blast from the mast 

when you are compulsively masterbating and you have a flashback from your childhood
Mom, i realized i miss you after my blast from the mast.

shast mast 

Where you sit on someone's chin and shart.
I'm going to shast mast you in your sleep.
shast mast by Hazzardouspat May 14, 2015

Tyler Jay Mast 

Tyler is a nice, caring, amazing man who is brave. he plays basketball and soccer. He is very good lookin'.
I wish I was tyler jay mast
Tyler Jay Mast by yohaanna and angie November 22, 2019