Salty Marlin 

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

Salty Marlin by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

Sand marlin 

The giant fish that you hook but never land

Caught a massive sand marlin...

It could of been a rock that snaps your line, but who can prove it.

Sand marlin by Sandmarlin August 17, 2018

Joshua Shane Marlin 

A Marlin boy is a fun, loving, deeply caring, person who will set whatever it is aside to help his friends. He is an amazing boyfriend who knows who to treat his girlfriend with respect and is always honest to her. they walk by her side and always help her up when shes down Many people envy a Joshua Shane Marlin and wish they where ones main squeeze or that they could be as loved and respect as one. they're also very hard working and great cattlemen. they own little Angus bulls named Big Timer and drive really fast dodge pick-ups. If you roll with a Joshua Shane Marlin, then you're rollin with the best!

Joshua Shane Marlin is a muther fuckin bad ass nigga.

Joshua Shane Marlin by country_bumpkin21 ;) February 5, 2010

Martin Stoner 

When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.

A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.

Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?

Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!

Worker 1: Yeah I know

Worker 3: What are you talking about?

Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?

Worker 3: No, what made you say that?

Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.

Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.

Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.

Martin Stoner by EndoGhost November 23, 2009

Martin Salomon 

He’s just that kid who’s so fucking good at hockey.

Oh Martin Salomon....
Yah that kids could fucking destroy kill you with his hockey stick if he really wanted too

Martin Salomon by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 10, 2020

Marlen Sittampalam 

A little neektard who flexes his Mercedes and spends 12 grand on a stand mixer. Likes dating chinese people, although they drop him faster than he can drop a baton.

Marlen: Uhh I just dropped my APPLE watch down the drain because I was carrying my STAND MIXER to my MERCEDES to go to PIANO PRACTICE.

Rohethan: Shut up you yes man. You're such a Marlen Sittampalam

Marlen Sittampalam by Neeklen Neekampalam January 18, 2022

martin scorsese

The greatest living american director.

Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, The Aviator, After Hours, Casino - 'Nuff said.

martin scorsese by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005