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manbearpig 

A fat creature resembling a cross between a rotting turd, vomit and a whale. Avoid at any cost as these people will eat you whole in your sleep. Often smells like moldy vagina
Stuart: I've got a new girlfriend

Ben: eww bro stay away she's a manbearpig
manbearpig by illicitintoxication September 7, 2016

manbearpig 

a being of awsomeness that is pushed around by Al Gore. he is currently living in a 5 bedroom house with sasquatch and the beastie boys. hopes to be president in the 2016 election. he may not know it but he is our only hope of ending the war. i mean c'mon, he could friggin take out 9000 terrorist in like 3 minutes.
manbearpig, a leader, a loner, a beast of pure awsomeness!
manbearpig by cerealinator October 28, 2008

manbearpig 

one who is nearly a man but is hairy and big like a bear who also has a pig like face.
In an episode in southpark a manbearpig is expressed.
manbearpig by Erinn0707 March 13, 2009

Manbearpig 

An enormous beast that is half-man, half-pig and half-bear, who eats puppies and poops out high-level nuclear wastes requiring immediate burial. Also known as Detroit Lions Defensive Tackle Ndamukong Suh.
Quarterback: "Where am I?"

Medical Staffer: "You scrambled out of the pocket, but then Manbearpig caught you. Stay still. The ambulance is on its way."
Manbearpig by Cuntler November 14, 2011

manbearpig 

its the single biggest threat to our planet.

half man, half bear and half pig

BEWARE!
guy "hey what is that, some sort of pigbear man?"

al gore " no, stupid, its manbearpig - i'm cereal"

"thankyou al gore, you're super awesome"
manbearpig by joey_deacon11 May 12, 2009

manbearpig 

1/2 bear, 1/2 man, 1/2 pig... 150% retarded.
Don't worry, it's not really manbearpig. It's me, Al Gore.
manbearpig by JBurton31 September 14, 2010