Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.

Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.

Awkward Woolly Mammoth by FranFine February 29, 2008

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mammoth

Somthing that is F@$!ing awesome

Dude thats fricken mammoth!

mammoth by bubbalicous December 28, 2005

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Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010

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Slay The Mammoth

In James Bond 007 Nightfire when a multiplayer game is set up with team battle with all super maxed stats rook bots, pistols, at fort knox up to 30 kills. with regular health for players, and 100% for rooks.

Kevin: Are your guys ready for some Slay The Mammoth?

Jim: Are you ready to get bum raped by some Rooks?

Slay The Mammoth by Jibbodahibbo March 11, 2009

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