Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

Post Malone by A Human Male July 12, 2018

Moses Malone 

The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.

She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.

Moses Malone by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017

post malone

Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.

Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!

post malone by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017

Motorboat Malone 

The man most well known for his ability to make fart sounds on your wife's chest. His charming ways will also have him making fart sounds on your wife's chest when your not home. Motorboat "the milkman" Malone.

I just got motorboat Maloned by the milkman today. Awwww. Mazing!!!!

Motorboat Malone by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 6, 2021

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey by benco555 April 14, 2019

pre malone 

"Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.

Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"

Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"

pre malone by Salty Fetus November 6, 2020

Post Malone

A very unique American rapper because he's white yet raps about drugs, sex and being rich but the twist is that he also looks homeless at the same time.

"How does Post Malone look rich and homeless at the same time?"

Post Malone by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018