Me: Did you hear that Mahogany Frog kicked Sasha Grey out of the band for being too funky?
Some
asshole: I heard they replaced her with a blind man.
Me: Well I'd rather fuck her then a god damned blind man.
Some other
asshole: I heard Jesus quit the band when she got kicked.
Me: I'll never buy another Mahogany Frog record. Unless Megan
Fox becomes a member..mmm...