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mahogany bowler 

ma·hog·a·ny bow·ler

1.noun. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire between two men.
See: Pickle Smoker, dirt track rider or Poop miner
mahogany bowler by JagDaug January 27, 2005

Mahogany Frog

A formerly talented funk band lost in the devastatingly boring world of space-jazz prog wasteoid bullshit.
Me: Did you hear that Mahogany Frog kicked Sasha Grey out of the band for being too funky?
Some asshole: I heard they replaced her with a blind man.
Me: Well I'd rather fuck her then a god damned blind man.
Some other asshole: I heard Jesus quit the band when she got kicked.
Me: I'll never buy another Mahogany Frog record. Unless Megan Fox becomes a member..mmm...
Mahogany Frog by jastgermain August 18, 2015

Mahogany Box Rot 

Niamhs box is wooden and rotten
Niamhs box is infested with Mahogany Box Rot
Mahogany Box Rot by sayrz May 7, 2008

mahogany shower

The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.
I had Tim give me a Mahogany Shower last night. It felt amazing.
mahogany shower by XXX.TSS July 5, 2018

Mahogany Jacket 

When you pull out from a fresh anal sesh and find your wood covered in the brown stuff.
She treated me last night but I ended up with a Mahogany Jacket.
Mahogany Jacket by UnclaimedClock February 8, 2019

mahogany ridge

The name of a bar at a ski area that has a Mahogany finish
My last run down the mountain today will be Mahogany Ridge.
Those snow bunnies are going to dance topless on Mahogany Ridge
mahogany ridge by Ecorni January 4, 2020