Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JagDaug

Togwt

Who is that guy? Oh that's TOGWT...The Old Grey Whistle Tester!

Togwt by Jagdaug February 11, 2005

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Pronunciation: (mäf)

1. of or relating to the elemental practices of counting or measuring.

Someone may say: Yo, I can't hang cuz I got to do my maf homework.

see: Mafamotician

maf by JagDaug January 29, 2005

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Ma·fa·mo·ti·cian

1. A person skilled or proficient in the practice of counting or measuring.

2. A professional that practices the art of maf.

student may say: When I'm groanup, I'm gonna be a mafamotician!

See: Maf

Mafamotician by JagDaug January 29, 2005

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1. A lower surface of a room that supports humans, pets, sofas and projection TV's

When asked... What's yo Flo?

Answer: Ma Flo's linoleum!

flo by JagDaug January 27, 2005

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1. The act of soaking or cleansing the body with water and soap.

If someone were to say...Hey Some'um smells in here!!!

Answer: No! it's not me I took me a Baf!

baf by JagDaug January 27, 2005

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ma·hog·a·ny bow·ler

1.noun. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire between two men.

See: Pickle Smoker, dirt track rider or Poop miner

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