Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
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This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day

Lips & Lobster Day by LizzyD March 14, 2013

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lips on balls

When a female successful deepthroats a man's penis until her lips are on his balls.

I asked for some lips on balls head from my fiancee, and she delivered!

lips on balls by Austin007 May 3, 2009

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lips, legs, breasts, and ass

Four key external features that a man of taste first sees in a fit, healthy, and attractive young woman.

Quagmire, a sex-crazed character from the hit TV show Family Guy once called a woman this.

Quote from the Family Guy show:

Child Services Woman: Hello.
Quagmire: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN--well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass!

Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

lips, legs, breasts, and ass by Mark H November 21, 2004

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lips that don't talk

the second pair of lips on a girl that you don't have to listen to.

there's lips that talk, then there's the lips that don't talk!

lips that don't talk by Ignignoknerr November 26, 2009

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