the english have landed 

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

the english have landed by Ccs46 October 6, 2017

Emotionally Vulnerable LinkedIn Girl 

Someone who is still discovering themselves or their sexuality and who is easily taken advantage of.

June was messaging that emotionally vulnerable linkedin girl again, she must be really desparate

Emotionally Vulnerable LinkedIn Girl by justspitballing November 5, 2022

Linked

When a person gets unfortunately fucked over.

Hood3 got linked so hard today in clash royale. He's raging!

Linked by Zyan Rhang July 7, 2021

lanced 

To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.

Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.

lanced by French Cycling Organization July 24, 2010

Lanced 

To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.

Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"

Lanced by Sportsfan101 April 29, 2009

LinkedInfluencer 

A person who posts extremely mediocre and average achievements on LinkedIn
This may include, but is not limited to the following:
- Anyone who posts about their day to day work tasks like it was a huge milestone to go to work and do their job.
- Anyone who uses the term 'emotional intelligence'
- Anyone who shares how many connections they have made in a certain time period.
- Anyone who posts how much they have 'grown'
- Anyone who posts about there 'journey'
- Anyone who posts about there 'story'
- Anyone who 'helps people find their dream role'
- Anyone who's job description is over like 7 words

"Ive had it with this damn LinkedInfluencer"

LinkedInfluencer by bewdew July 23, 2020

LinkedIn Porn 

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.

I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."

LinkedIn Porn by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022