Kronk 

A word you could use to exclaim or swear

"Kronk! I just stubbed my toe!"

Kronk by Summer Parker May 30, 2023

Krônk 

A science experiment gone wrong- involving a Cadbury chocolate box, two eyeballs and a dash of sarcasm. It is one of the most terrifying creations of all time. They are all-powerful.

Krônk is one of the most all-powerful beings in the universe. He could defeat Thanos.

Krônk by Jenjonjen19 June 27, 2023

kronk-knockler 

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.

"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"

kronk-knockler by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008

Kronk Surprise 

When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.

"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"

Kronk Surprise by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020

Kronk'd 

When one tries to give truthful information to another, but is rejected and ignored.

Coined by Linda Carrico July 2011

He tried to tell them where the body was, but was totally Kronk'd. That guy makes me feel rather Kronked.

Kronk'd by Anjelkiss July 11, 2011

kronk my bonk 

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

kronk my bonk by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Pull the lever Kronk 

A phrase used when instructing a girl to get you dick ready for a handjob by flopping it back and forth

M:give me a handjob
W:ok
M:PULL THE LEVER KRONK!

Pull the lever Kronk by Afuckingbear February 10, 2019