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bagel-knapping 

verb: a technique commonly used by college students involving the taking of bagels from the dorm cafeteria with the sole purpose of saving as snacks for later. The most common form of bagel-knapping involves stuffing as many bagels as possible into your sweatshirt.
"Shit, dude, I'm so hungry, but we're out of snacks."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."
bagel-knapping by E.B. & J-Stone September 11, 2011

Bank woman kidnaping 

Where someone goes into a bank and kidnaps all the women working in the bank for rape later. They may or maynot also rob it.
there's been a bank woman kidnaping.

kindnapping 

Kindnapping (verb) When you kidnap someone but you're really nice to them
"I like kindnapping people, I always treat them with dignity and respect"
kindnapping by Mario267467 January 21, 2021

Kiffnapping 

When you make plans and demand your loner friend actually join you.
"Hey, pack some clothes and come over right after work! We are kiffnapping you this weekend!"
"Ummm ok?"
Kiffnapping by Breebearmeow December 14, 2017

Vidnapping 

When someone forces you to see that cool video they got on their phone, effectively locking you into watching it all, although you couldn't care less.
"Mom keeps vidnapping me with those lame cat videos she finds on facebook."
Vidnapping by as M January 20, 2019

Yidnapping 

The act of absconding with a person or persons of Jewish descent
After the barbaric slaughter and yidnapping of several innocent Jewish citizens on Israeli soil, Hamas was exterminated and a permanent Israeli security presence was established in Gaza
Yidnapping by anonymous March 9, 2024