Kermit 

A really horny Nazi that enjoys having sex with fat animals that are his breakfast tomorrow who abuses girls for the nazi party and sexual pleasure and also charged as a sex offender for doing hitler in someone’s throat

Oh shit Kermit is at it again fucking women and hitlering them

Kermit by Ipatlover69 October 27, 2018

Kermit 

1) one of Jim Henson's muppets. He is a frog.

2) someone who looks like Kermit.

3) someone who has enormous eyes that bulge out, like a frog's.

"Tommy's eyes freak me out. He looks just like Kermit."

"Hey, Alexis, do you know what you and Kermit have in common? Ribbit... ribbit..."

Kermit by ihatemuppets82 October 27, 2010

kermit 

A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.

Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"

kermit by King of Kermits December 14, 2008

Kermit 

A boy named Trevor.

Trev, we're calling you Kermit from now on.

Kermit by Walgreensssssss December 15, 2010

Kermit 

The father of a sexy child named abdi and a sexy frog himself kermit is one to be respected by the gods himself and his child abdi is said to be just as sexy as himself

Do you know kermit

Kermit by The kermit expert May 6, 2018

kermit 

when u are dumb

kermits is dumb yeah fart

kermit by w0wdude March 9, 2019

Kermit 

A man who is very popular with everyone, espescially the opposite sex. Makes girls moist. Instantly.

"Look, Cogni's talking to your girl." - "Damn I got to stop this, he's such a Kermit."

Kermit by Keksus_I May 18, 2017