jonney 

A FUCKING DICK HEAD

sophia:jonney is a dickhead
luna:no he isnt

jonney by ljgbsljgk July 29, 2017

joined at the hip 

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)

The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

joined at the hip by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2011

Getting johned 

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

Getting johned by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Johned it 

When someone takes a joke or situation way too far.

Max was telling a joke and he totally johned it!

Johned it by Johned it October 4, 2019

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html

I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.

papa johned by Ilsun May 1, 2007

joaned 

to be joaned or joan'd is when someone owns or burns you
with a witty comment ('burned' like joan of arc)

jerry: so's your mum jack
phil: oooh burn
sarah: jack you got joaned!

joaned by hello-jess January 24, 2011

Johned 

A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.

Johned by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015