johnbert 

Johnbert is one of the most handsome man he is kind, loyal, faithful,honest,of the sweeties man you may know and a hard working

My classmate johnbert is one of a kind

johnbert by Legend of all legend June 7, 2021

Johnnelle 

Hot ass chick that likes it weird and rough!

Johnnelle likes it weird and rough!

Johnnelle by Mister Andre December 21, 2016

Johndenvered 

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.

*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.

Johndenvered by good old max February 5, 2019

Johnitter

A sexual act when a mockney/cockney inserts the bristle end of a chimney broom in and around their bum hole while looking at a picture of Ben Fogle.

Last night I was so bored I taught myself how to johnitter.

Johnitter by Gonzo91 April 6, 2021

Johnest 

Saying something that might sound rude to other people but you are actually being honest, not rude.

(tbj) To be "johnest" your house looks like a pack of hyenas insides with ribs that look like roadkill

Johnest by DominoRussia May 6, 2021

johnley 

A loner is a person who does not seek out, or may actively avoid, interaction with other people. There are many potential reasons for their solitude; intentional reasons include being preoccupied with the accumulation of wealth or introverted, mystic, spiritual, religious, and personal considerations.

Johnley being defined their behaviors, values, and interests are “resistant to pressure from others,” and they are “interested in learning more about their personal experiences and emotions”.

johnley by Kei tanaka June 8, 2021

Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.

Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.

Johner by Dale Yea May 28, 2018