Johann Sathianathen 

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.

OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.

Johann Sathianathen by Julian maravilla May 5, 2019

johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

johann sebastian by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

Johann Daveed 

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.

"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin

Johann Daveed by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

Johann Gunnar 

A Guy That Has A Humongous Penis ! He Has The Power Of Changing The World! He’s A Shy Guy But Can Fuck Your Life Up In Matter Of Seconds! He Is A Good Friend And Also The God Of Comedy! And The Most Important Thing Is Don’t introuduce Your Girlfriend To Him! Cause Yo Girl Will Flippity Flapp Flapp To Johann’s Humongous Penis

Wow Look At “Johann Gunnar”

Johann Gunnar by Eydís Eva May 15, 2019

Johann Baptist 

A guy who just appeared in the translated versions of some fanfics and creepypastas.

You are appearing out of nowhere. You are such a Johann Baptist.

Johann Baptist by Watershed stable beard July 15, 2021

Johann Presty 

This Boy is a horrible person, he is really thirsty. His role models are James Charles and Pingu. He is the only person in his class to have Boobs, He needs to calm his Tits. He is actually Gay. He is the most Horniest Bastard in the World.

Johann Presty is Really Stupid

Johann Presty by Jaynotgod July 27, 2020

Johann Bartendel 

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

Johann Bartendel by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006