Scarlett Johansson 

Young actress who has appeared in many critically acclaimed films, such as Lost in Translation and Match Point. She grew up in New York City and began acting at a very young age, and is now one of the most sought after ladies in Hollywood. And she's gorgeous.

Scarlett Johansson is the shit.

Scarlett Johansson by Ari_James July 20, 2008

Scarlett Johansson in "The Island" 

Widely considered one of the hottest things on the planet.

Often used to describe the "hotness" of other things through comparison, almost always in a attempt to add realisation to a previous exaggeration.

Dude, did you see that chick?! That was one of the hottest pieces of ass I ever seen, well- I mean... Not Scarlett Johansson in "The Island" hot, but damn!

Scarlett Johansson in "The Island" by Martini, Shayden not stirred. June 21, 2008

Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.

Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.

Johannes Gutenberg by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

johannson 

When someone is a stud.

Hey man, I saw all those broads hanging all over you the other night. Aren't you a Johannson! Holy wha!

johannson by Beastmode9 December 17, 2013

Joaneshka 

Beautiful Girl who deserves the world at her feet. She has a Kind heart and is cute af.

Joaneshka is so cute bro,she drives me crazy just by thinking of her

Joaneshka by LOSER/LOVER 74 December 21, 2019

a Johannes 

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.

He did a Johannes to his girlfriend

a Johannes by TheJohannes January 29, 2021

Crunchy Johansson

Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.

A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.

Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.

Crunchy Johansson by A Tall Mofo February 12, 2013