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Jingle the Wizard 

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation
Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long

Jingle ballin' 

Is one possessing the biggest nuts in the room during the holiday season. (Please note that this can and does apply to women as well).
Well, Christmas Kitten, what have you been up to.....jingle balling' and ho ho ho'ing?

Kelly - So, what's under that overcoat? Jillian - my jingle balls.

Yeah, I got your jingle balls!!!!!

All these hoes crammin' my mistletoe cuz I'm jingle ballin'.
Jingle ballin' by J Farrar January 15, 2012

Jingle Balls 

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!
Jingle Balls by okidokibabie December 15, 2017

jingle beast 

Large (tall &/or wide) person, often of the feminine (sometimes loosely defined) persuasion, whom you’ll find out shopping in the wee hours of the morning following Thanksgiving dinner. The jingle beast can be found towering over or largely blocking the sight of bargains while decked out in gross amounts of holiday attire, which may include gaudy Christmas sweaters in combination with grossly inappropriate knock off stretch pants, Santa or elf hats, holiday ornament earrings, and make -up plastered on, as if she was performing a holiday stage act in Las Vegas. Beware the jingle beast, as her all consuming holiday spirit may frighten small children, and even adults in the pursuit of the latest must have gift, or 50%off socks.
That enormous jingle beast blinded me with her flashing holiday face display, and nearly run me down with her cart, on her way to get the bargain television.
jingle beast by Apollo’s dad November 27, 2020

Jingle Keys 

as heard on the Discovery Channel's "Gang Wars: Oakland": Filed-down car keys used for auto theft
"Zapper's cousin was arrested for having a knife, no I.D., and a bunch of jingle keys."
Jingle Keys by Geedavey October 31, 2009

Jingle Hell 

The weeks of school between Thanksgiving Break and Christmas Break.
Brian: Dude I hate this it's snowing and we can't even go home!
Jake: I know man it sucks!
Brian: so many assignments
Jake: well you know it IS Jingle Hell!
Jingle Hell by Chokapontas December 10, 2013