Jewido 

A Jewish male who acts and looks like a guido. Jewidos can be seen driving around in white bmws and white jettas. You may notice the slicked back jet black curly hair: this is the first trait that is often the most noticeable and determines whether a Jew is a Jewido. A jew that has stooped so far low as to turn himself into a guido.

This club is crawling with jewidos.

That jewido over there looks hilarious.

Jewido by cheeky fello January 13, 2009

jewish american princess 

Jewish girl, normally found in the following areas: the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ).
Normally shortened to "Jap" this girl dresses only in clothing that costs more than it's worth (ex. Abercrombie, uggs, etc.) and is always getting what they want. The Jap is constantly shopping and buying this overpriced clothing, along with a ridiculous amount of Jewelery and expensive, needless crap. The Jap is known for her very annoying, nagging voice.

Man: I was told that my daughter's a Jewish American Princess.

Other Man: I'm sorry to hear that.

jewish american princess by Warren K January 3, 2005

Jewish American Princess 

A female of Jewish decent who tends to be described by society as being highly spoiled, whinny, ungrateful, high maintenance, and nag constantly. They come from environments that does not stipulate them doing for themselves they depend on a man to take care of them. They tend to go for the most successful man who makes lots of money because that's what they expect to have in life many of them don't work real jobs and many have never known what it's like to earn their own money. They tend to have a lot of clothes, access to an unlimited supply of money, and to expensive luxury cars that most common people can't afford to buy. They tend to look down on those who are working everyday jobs and careers. They think people like them, but in reality they're in a class by themselves because they're not able to make friends who'll stick around when they get sick and tired of their stuck on themselves mentality.

Melissa looks down on everything and ridicules the efforts of people who work hard and acts like she's better than them and has never had to work for what she wants. She is a real Jewish American Princess.

Jewish American Princess by Queenbee7519 September 3, 2009

Jewiday 

A Jewish holiday.

Hannukah is my favorite Jewiday because we get 8 nights of presents.

Jewiday by PetraC January 6, 2009

jewitch 

One who practices a combination of Judaism and Wicca.

I wish I knew more people who know what a Jewitch is.

jewitch by ShortDarkAndPretty March 18, 2005

jewishest 

being the most jewish.

Person 1: I just made a manischevitz marble cake.
Person 2: That is the jewishest!

jewishest by Julia Scarlett October 2, 2010

Jewish First Class 

Delta Comfort Plus

Veronica: “OMG first class on Delta is soooo expensive, but I don’t want to fly coach.”

Rachel: “Let’s go Jewish First Class. Same leg room as first class and better snacks than coach plus we board earlier.”

Jewish First Class by Layla Punim June 18, 2022