jersey shore 

A large pile of SHIT.

lulu: " i watched jersey shore last night"

ME: " OH THAT PILE OF SHIT!"

jersey shore by theonewithlogic January 23, 2011

Jersey Shore 

a "reality" show on MTV that takes New Yorkers and puts them in New Jersey. because few people know or acknowledge the fact that they are from New York and not New Jersey, the are dubbed Jersians. These fake Jersians get drunk, wasted, and start fights all the time, which makes real Jersians look just as bad.

Idiot: Did you watch Jersey Shore last week? Snooki was soooo wasted!
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.

Jersey Shore by Field Playa October 30, 2010

Jersey Shore 

NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.

Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.

So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May

The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!

Jersey Shore by 07079 June 11, 2010

Jersey Shore 

The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."

Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.

Jersey Shore by Fork You December 9, 2004

Jersey Shore 

The reason why the state of New Jersey is now the equivalent of Hell on Earth.

Person 1: You know I'm getting scared.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: It's New Jersey. I think it's envading America with all those shows like Jersey Shore!

Person 2: No way! You're crazy!

Person: I've warned you!!!

Jersey Shore by UTaH101 November 2, 2010

jersey shore 

definitely ONLY a term used by bennies... trash leaving, traffic jamming, loud, seaside-tony, not-LONO, bennies.
people who live here dont run around saying "we're going to the shore today." we already live there... so we go the BEACH.
i hate bennies.

Hey did you hear them dumb bennies say they're "going to the jersey shore today"?

jersey shore by drdankness December 23, 2006

Jersey Shore 

Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.

Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"

Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."

Jersey Shore by Jag140 August 6, 2011