jammed up 

An adjective describing a state of nervousness, anxiety, stress, and tension

The stress of this golf tournament sure has Keith all jammed up!

jammed up by Nexter Level April 22, 2009

jammed cock 

describes the feeling that is obtained when a male receives a blow directly onto his erect penis. though it cant be jammed like a finger, it still hurts.

man, when me and jessie were going doggy style, i popped out and got a jammed cock from hitting her leg.

jammed cock by blickensderfer November 7, 2007

jimmied up

To Mess something up causing damage of varying degree. One can jimmie up nearly anything from a household object to a body part. Often things that become jimmied up are related to negligence or inattention to the task at hand, however responsible adults can also jimmy something up by mistake or overuse.

I jimmied up you transmission Rob. I don't know what happened.

jimmied up by Jpizzel September 11, 2013

Jammed Pot 

In the game of Poker, a "Jammed Pot" refers to a pot (the place where bets are made on a poker table) that has been raised the maximum number of times.

Whoever wins the jammed pot will become the new chip leader.

Jammed Pot by Giskard March 22, 2005

JamieDeaning 

jamiedeaning is the act of being a professional impersonator of Simon Bird's portrayal of Will in the C4 award winning series The Inbetweeners and also impersonating the urban legend/interent meme Brian Peppers. jamiedeaning features acts such as breaking down in tears over the x-factor winners single every year, along with going into primary school cantines stealing all the sausages and rolling around naked in them. jamiedeaners are also known for being the least attractive sibling in the family which has led them to graft guys on gaydar

Boy1 - "oh my god you look like will from the inbetweeners".

Boy2 - "well.... it is a 24 hour job, and a service i might add, jamiedeaning they call it.

JamieDeaning by J-swallow May 8, 2014

Jammed 

Screwed.Railed. Boned.

Q: Where’s your friend been?
A: hi, she got her wisdom teeth out. Currently Jammed.

Jammed by LeGrandejammer March 18, 2019

Jingle Jammies 

Pajama pants that are of Christmas-like spirit. Typically they are decorated with candy-canes, penguins, Christmas trees, or presents. Usually of silk material, but not necessarily.

Caroline was more than happy to put on her Jingle Jammies the night before Christmas. In fact, she's decided to wear them year round to celebrate Christmas constantly.

Jingle Jammies by CarolineNo November 4, 2011