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Jackassident 

When a jackass does something that causes bodily harm to another a jackass the result is a jackassident, or unplanned jackassery.
When your in you shop sharpening your knife that is assisted opening and some asks, "Have you ever opened this on someone else?", and the other person says, "No", and sticks out his leg. Then the man holding the knife trys it and cuts the persons leg, thus you have a jackassident.

Jackassish 

When someone who know starts acting like a complete jackass, when normally they're not.
Person 1: "Did you see that chick last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't she hot, too bad she's Rachel's cousin..."
Person 1: "Rachel's my girlfriend! What's wrong with Rachel?"
Person 2: ".... Nothing.."
Person 1: "Why you being so Jackassish?"
Jackassish by StarDust August 31, 2013

jackassette

Jack-ass-ette: A female jackass.

Any overly rude and oblivious female who doesn't care about other people and is totally unaware of how rude they're being.

This word shouldn't be used for misogynistic purposes, but as a remark for bad behavior you know when someone is being a Jackass. Also really good to tease jerks with who have frail overly macho senses of self. Use caution when calling a jocky or alphamale a Jackassette.
" That waitress told me she didn't care if we get served and she didn't hold the door for the old guy on crutches. What a Jackassette
jackassette by Film Time December 1, 2017

jackassinine 

adj. Without common sense or the slightest trace of intelligence. Two steps beyond asinine. Often used in the context of road rage, as the multisyllabic nature demands more energy to say, thus releasing additional stress in its expression.
I can't believe that idiot just pulled right out in front of me like he was in a huge hurry, and is now going 15 miles below the speed limit! What a jackassinine thing to do!

general jackassery

i was hanging out with some friends, and we got engaged in some general jackassery

Jackassery

Words and actions used by someone that make them a Jackass.
Don't bother me with your jackassery.
Jackassery by Zaharias May 1, 2006