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blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
blanket humper by Savagemylads November 30, 2018
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Crocodile Humper 

An Australian person that nobody likes.
Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper
Crocodile Humper by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

guitar humper 

Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.
That Ben Allison is a real guitar humper when he gets on stage.
guitar humper by The Roan December 12, 2004

rug humper 

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick
hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
rug humper by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

Kangaroo Humper 

A comical derogative term describing one who lives in or originates from the continent of Australia, jokingly implying a stereotype that all Australians enjoy coitus with large marsupials.
The head administrator is a kangaroo humper, but we don't judge him.
Kangaroo Humper by S0ur July 21, 2014

bush humper 

In Battlefield Bad Company 2 when someone uses nothing but a sniper rifle to help just themselves and leaves the team to cap all the flags or rush the objectives.
Hey you bush humper, get up here and actually do something for the team!
bush humper by Zaticus April 6, 2010

Leg humper 

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
Leg humper by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009