hound-slap

The act of hitting a person in the following manner:

Start with a backhand, but after the hit, the hand stays pressed against the face. The other hand (of the person doing the slapping) then forms a fist and punches the open palm of their first hand (which is still on the face of the person being slapped); thus giving transference of the second hit through the first hand and into the head of the slapee.

For when a bitchslap just wont do.

"After pulling the kind of crap Travis just did, he deserved so much more than a standard bitchslap - indeed, he needed to be hound-slapped."

hound-slap by SneakyCracker September 4, 2008

hound heaven

planting your scrotum on your face and taking a huge whiff

slapping your sack on someone's face and making them inhale

"dude, you ever felt like just putting your testicles on your face and taking a huge whiff?"
"are you kidding me?! i'm in hound heaven every night!"

"honey, what's wrong?"
"i got canned from my job."
"oh no! thats terrible."
"actually it gets worst. while i was sleeping in my office my boss informed me by politely planting his nuts on my grill, and forcing me to sniff them."
"awh, you were a victim of hound heaven."

hound heaven by stebe December 28, 2005

hound cable 

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

hound cable by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Hound Hand 

The realisation that your hand smells like a dogs coat after you have patted it.

Christo - "Carlos! I just patted your mutt and now I've got Hound Hand..Mah!"

Carlos "Ha, Mutt 1 Christo Zero!"

Hound Hand by Splintergroup72 February 26, 2010

Hound Bound 

The inability to move from your seat, do to not wanting to disturber sleeping lap dogs.

Can you get me another beer, I can't get up, I'm hound bound.

She was sitting on the sofa with three Dachshunds on her lap that just fell asleep when she realized she couldn't refill her beverage without disturbing the pack.

Hound Bound by Muse Of Merriment December 28, 2011

Hound Dog 

A sex position where a man or a woman with flat, long, pendulous breasts is the one giving from behind. They lean over so far that their mammaries hang down on either side of the receiver's face, making them look like a hound dog.

I hate having sex with Vicki. When she uses the strap-on from behind, it's an automatic Hound Dog. She needs to keep those things contained! My ears are so bruised today.

Hound Dog by NuttyByNature2 September 22, 2014

hound dogging 

Getting off by smelling someone's genitals. Can be done on a male or a female.

Esméralda: I thought he was going to eat me out, but then he just kind of stayed down there sniffing my pussy and not doing anything else. He got off sniffing me.
Sarah: Lame.
Esméralda: Yeah, totally. He called it "hound dogging" or something.

hound dogging by bdawgy April 26, 2010