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Nick name given to one who snorts a line of cocaine with amazing quickness and grace

To snort massive ammounts of coke without showing signs of bodily resistance.
Even though it was his first time, he Hoovered that rail like it was powdered sugar.
Hoover by Vega6794 January 30, 2003
While banging a female or a diskin from behind you grab her/its hips and arms so that her face is sucking dirt off the carpet. A nice VRROOOOMMM is always appreciated by Diskin
So i was banging this horse once. It was sweet.
hoover by Diskin is a man whore March 21, 2005
v. tr.; While engaged in sexual congress with another person in either the prone or animalian (see: "on all fours," slang) position(s), the act of simultaneously displacing the recipient of the sex act's front appendages, or that which at the time of execution is bearing the forward weight of said recipient, via a swift kick or otherwise effective movement, thus forcibly causing the upper torso and head of said recipient to fall to the ground, and raising the hindquarters, leaving said recipient in a partially inverted position. Following this, the sex act's performer seeks to manoeuvre the recipient around the immediate environment in a fashion similar to that of a Hoover vacuum sweeper.
"While he was tagging her from behind, he kicked out that bitch's front arms and hoovered her shit into the living room, where we all received our jollies as a result."
hoover by Rex Griswold February 11, 2005
Hoover it!
hoover by Erin May 18, 2003
The obligatory act of drinking beer off the floor after one has spilled it.
Hoover, motherfucker. Don't waste the beer.
hoover by Aspirex December 28, 2005
The Hoover is shy and sensitive.

She is easily hurt and often annoyed as she sees the world differently than others.

Often labeled "crazy", "insane" or "snobby", because of her many haters.

These haters have nothing better to do with their time than bring down others who mean only good and no harm.

The Hoover is anxious and is depressed easily, these faults, coupled along with the perfectionist trait, lead her to suicidal thoughts when things don't go perfectly, i.e: being hurt by friends, failing a math class, or being embarassed socially.
When the Hoover is loved, she is happy. She likes to have someone in charge so that she can spend her time doing other, more creative and giving things. Not stressing.
The Hoover will do anything to please others, even sacrificing her own happiness and health, for this reason, people involved with her must exhibit great caution.
All around, the Hoover is a loving, friendly, giving and smart girl, just beware to those who tread on the fragile Hoover.

When tread upon, the Hoover is given to crying fits, at this time her eyes are truly beautiful and can trap you forever in their gaze.
hoover by LoverOfTheHoover January 16, 2012