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Holy Potato 

The Holy Potato is made up of three minor potatoes. The Baked Potato, The Sweet Potato, and The Unchanged Potato. The Baked Potato is the being of willpower, The Sweet Potato is the master of wisdom, and The Unchanged Potato is the mind of knowledge. These three spirits combined make the Holy Potato, one organism that lives is the dimension between dimensions.
Do not take The Holy Potato's name in vain.
Holy Potato by GrateKeeper October 1, 2014

Holy Diver 

1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor
Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver
Holy Diver by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Holy Thighble 

Are you religious ?
i'd like to introduce you to my religion

what's your religion ?
"show the Holy Thighble"

I'm interested
Holy Thighble by Subspinipes December 16, 2019

Holy dolt! 

A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".
A Kardashian: anything

Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"
Holy dolt! by sciflyer.25 June 11, 2014

Holy X, Batman! 

modifier.
Late 20th century to present.

An exclamation frequently made by the Boy Wonder-aka Robin-from Batman and Robin, the TV series. It has found its home in contemporary American slang vernacular as a way to exclaim surprise at something, while conveying a mixed sense of genuine dumbfoundedness and nonchalance.

Replace "X" with a noun, verb,an adjective-noun/verb pair, and anything else that fits.
"Holy diversionary tactics, Batman!"

"Holy gay fetish xxx porn, Batman!"

"Holy sophisticated ejaculation, Batman!"

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured