bean holster 

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

bean holster by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016

hamstered 

*Being excessively drunk.
*Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
*Level of intoxication which surpasses whomever one is drinking with.
*A state of intoxication that one is proud of.

"We had the best time! I was wicked HAMSTERED!"
"Why did I sleep in all my clothes? I don't know...maybe because I was so frickin' HAMSTERED."
"I was so HAMSTERED, I made out with my boss."
"We only drank two bottles of wine, but I was completely HAMSTERED."
"My heel got stuck under the floor mat, because I was still totally HAMSTERED while I drove to work."

hamstered by annieb June 22, 2006

shit holster 

a diaper.

Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.

shit holster by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Beaver Holster 

A term of endearment for panties.

That Victoria's Secret model is sure sporting a nice beaver holster!

Beaver Holster by SirMackieman December 11, 2006

holsters 

A very annoying troll In the game Combat Arms that Hangs out in Golf Channel 2. He used to be in alpha 1 until Nexon added clearance levels.

He goes on and on about religious bullshit.

holsters: The apocalypse will not only bring pain, but also knowlage.
me: sdfu holsters
random noob: someone gift me a black key!

holsters by georgepiejr May 7, 2010

heltered 

To be owned utterly with stickies or grenades from the godly being known as "Helter". (From Team Fortress 2)

"Dude, you just got totally Heltered."

heltered by Friend of the Ginger Slayer January 19, 2008

Devin Hestered 

To be Owned, Dominated or Schooled. AKA being DH'ed.

Mr. Kern asked a girl out and got denied. He just got fuckin DH'ed.

You just got Devin Hestered!

Devin Hestered by Andrew Levak May 27, 2008