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A place that, by people trying to ascend to it, has caused hell on earth.

A place with a population of about 12, and let's face it they'll be pretty boring.
1: " Let us torture and kill these heathens for then we will surely enter the kingdom of heaven"

2: Peter: "Sorry mate you can't come in, you've broken many of the ten commendments"
Me: "Oh never mind then, I'm off for a kebab"
heaven by a.thiest June 23, 2006
A teenager girl who loves living and writing. Sees things in a different view than most other people. And all she wants is to write and hope people get a peice of what she is like from her writing.
Heaven by princesshvnly February 5, 2010
A nickname for Whiting, Indiana predominently used by the rest of Lake County and Chicago. The nickname orginated in the 1960s when the counterculture youth of the area were expressing their feelings of displeasure to the amount of religous zealotry in the town. This was evident to the counterculure by the number of churches that dotted the skyline.
Hey, let's go to Heaven and celebrate the 4th of July there.
Heaven by Joe Iron July 1, 2007
a pplace where you live your perfect life, anything you've ever wanted is there.
Many say heaven is where you go when you die, and some think you have to make your own heaven.
I can however, assure you that you will not be raped by pastors or preists in heaven unless it's one of those things you've always wanted...
The best computer, my whole family, and Sam right next to me, this must be heaven.
heaven by rockmo May 2, 2004
Post work whiskey in a hot tub.
"After a long ass day like today I'm ready for a little heaven" *pours drink, enters hot tub*
Heaven by Kateekatt January 22, 2017
Heaven is the name of a beautiful girl she is very kind but can be very mean at times

Heaven us the best friend anybody could wish for
Heaven has good vies
Heaven by Angelicbaby July 26, 2018