hanky head 

Term of contempt used for Sikhs and other people who wear turbans.

Freakin' hanky heads own all the 7-11's.

hanky head by Giacomojones March 21, 2008

Hanky Wanky

When you ask your G/F or wife if they want to have Hanky Panky (sex) and she declines, so you just get a clean hanky or handkerchief and masturbate with it

I asked Mandy if she wanted to have Hanky Panky, and she wasn't in the mood, so I grabbed a blue striped handkerchief and had a Hanky Wanky instead

Hanky Wanky by Ed kerchief March 31, 2009

Hanky Cum 

when a (clean) handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch the ejacuate

she wanked off his load of hanky cum right into her handkerchief

He jacked off his load of hanky cum into his friends handkerchief

Hanky Cum by hankachoo January 5, 2008

Hanky Panky 

Doing the dirty deed with someone. Hanky panky is a pleasant and less grotesque way of saying boning your lovah.

"Me and my lover did the Hanky Panky last night. It was da bomb."

Hanky Panky by ShmoopieDoopie2345 December 17, 2008

Hanky Bastard 

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you

Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight

Hanky Bastard by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010

Hanky Sack 

A game played by men and women in a group where the woman places a clean pressed handkerchief (hanky) around a mans testicles / scrotum (sack) and massages the testies with the handkerchief so the man gets an erection.

Once a full erection is reached, another person in the group starts a stopwatch / timer as the woman continues to massage the testies in order to make the man ejaculate. As soon as the man ejaculates the timer is stopped. The woman or the man cannot touch the penis during this time as it will result in disqualification.

If the man ejaculates in less that 1 minute he gets 5 points, less than 2 minutes he gets 4 points, less than 3 minutes he gets 3 points...etc.., after 5 minutes, if the man has not ejaculated he is disqualified. However if the man has a very large ejaculation he can gain a bonus point.

Other handkerchiefs can be placed on around the mans groin and stomach as an additional turn on and to catch the ejaculate.

The woman can also strip naked and play with her nipples / vagina to encourage the mans ejaculation.

Derek managed to score 6 points in last night’s game of Hanky Sack. It took him only 23.7 seconds to ejaculate and required 3 handkerchiefs to clean up afterwards!

Hanky Sack by Hanky Sacker April 6, 2010

hanky stanky

The act of partaking in sexual activites (i.e. beej, bonage, blumpkin)

Yo broton, me and that dime got deep into some country style hanky stanky.

hanky stanky by Simon Brolivar November 16, 2009