HP

Hispanic Panic: a situation that confronts emergency personel (ei. paramedics, firefighters...) when dealing with many hispanic patients. It includes a pronounced over-reation to any situation no matter how minor the problem.

That family reacted like someone died when that 18 year old stubbed his toe...total HP!!!

by Jewexican May 19, 2006

HP

HP is where you mix marijuana and tabaco together and hit it from a bong.

Hey anybody want to do an HP?

by jnitch May 7, 2011

HP

hairy pussy

damn Jane has a big HP bro it's nasty af

by jiggaboo666 March 31, 2017

HP

Company Hewlett Packard; full of employees that will have a tendency to sell you the plague in software or hardware form.

HP unleashed the bubonic plague into my house through a faulty printer.

by Robert Ballah February 5, 2003

HP

An abbreviation for Hit Points, a term in many role-playing games determining how much damage a character can take.

Ouch! That monster rolled high, I’m losing a lot of HP! How many HP do you have left?

by Joseph Meyer July 17, 2003

HP

Some guys name themselves HP in the meaning of huge penis when in fact the real meaning is hypothetical excuse for a penis !

These guys are just so weird that they get off by their girl friends calling them “daddy” . They just love fathers!

Girl: baby I’m ready to take you completely.
HP: ... bye !

by YasssP August 18, 2018

HP

Another way of saying a girl has a hairy pussy.

Mary Duhanm has a very bad case of hp.

by Buffy the white girl slayer April 22, 2005